If you have a kitten/cat in runescape and you're wearing the amulet of catspeak(allows you to speak cat) and you get the Bob the cat random event, you hear your cat and Bob the cat talk. Here's what they say.
Cat, "Are you my daddy?"
Bob, "Yes! I am your father! You can destroy Zamorak(Evil god of Runescape). He has forseen this. Join me! And together we can rule this place as father and son!"
Darth Vader rip off!