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yay remember in english anthony? the irony of helena being taller than hermia.. ack he hem!


Helena = Cali
Hermia = Elizabeth O.

Helena: Let her not strike me. You perhaps may think, Because she is something lower than myself, That I can match her.

Hermia: Lower! Hark again! <---- which was funny cuz i mean cali is as tall as yarik and elizabeth is really short compared to cali ( this is for people who arent that smart) *cough cough anthony*

Helena: O' when she's angry, she is keen and shrewd! She was a vixen when she went to school; And though she be but little, she is fierce

Hermia: "Little" again! Nothing but "low" and "little"! Why will you suffer her to flout me thus? Let me come to her

then matthew=lysander
Lyasander: Get gone u dwarf: You minimus, of hind ring knotgrass made; You bead, you acorn.



then they leave stage! LOL! it was so funny then everyone started laughing cuz some people laughed, so like people who didn't understand it, they just laughed cuz other people laughed. which made it double funny.

Same thing happened today kind of.

Luis=Lysander
Analia=Hermia

Lysander-"Get you gone, you dwarf; You minimus, of hind'ring knotgrass made; You bead, you acorn!"

Or in modern english-"Take a hike you midget!"

And we all know that Luis is way shorter then Analia.

Im not stupid! I whacked matthew( lysander) on the head when puck(me) was supposed to put loce in idleness on him. Her tried to kick me, but missed. When I went back to my seat Abi stuck out her leg to tripo me. I tried to jum over, but I still tripped and fell on my face. LATER I DID IT AGAIN!! Matthew was laughing so hard....

abi, you get 100 points! haha, lol, this shows how stupid and clumsy your are!!!

hey, if I had just stepped over her leg, she woukd have kicked me in a hurtful place....

LOL irene and abi were tripping him all class. it was soooo freakin funny! =)

poor anthony, that sounds like it was funny

King blah blah blah wrote:

Im not stupid! I whacked matthew( lysander) on the head when puck(me) was supposed to put loce in idleness on him. Her tried to kick me, but missed. When I went back to my seat Abi stuck out her leg to tripo me. I tried to jum over, but I still tripped and fell on my face. LATER I DID IT AGAIN!! Matthew was laughing so hard....

Did you see Puck in that -censored-ed up movie version? He was so -censored-ing high.

i saw it

he was kinda jumpy...

do you think he was on crack? we need an expert to tell us

he i have one. it is when adam came to this site. and acting like a loser.

adam, can you get along with ANYBODY here?

yes

he gets along with me since he doesn't bother me. he usually only bothers u, emile and daniel.

yep

who anthony?

well, okay. ill leave STWG alone unless he stop actin like an idiot

o.0 STWG?!

starwarsguy, natalie. he is so annoying. i dont why anthony told him to join.

lol.......

i kno. anyways. WHOS UP FOR ICE CREAM?

ME!!!!!!

lets see, I hav cookies, and cream my fav!, key lime, neopolitan, vanilla, cotton candy, firecrackers, lick a color, i also have candy. i got skittles, blow pops, rings pops, skittles you name it! step right up!